Another Edition of Thursday Time Wasters!

Time once again to delve into the stuff we've found online (while searching for show topics and info) over the last week or so.

Warning: Your productivity might be severely compromised by continuing on with the following links. At least mine was.

Let's get to it:

Nicholas Cage found some secrets in Washington, but not the most delicious one.

I never want to eat something in a TV commercial ever again.

I love people. Especially the ones who aren't very bright.

Man goes in the water...shark's in the water.

Sometimes, when given the chance, people do awesome things for each other.

Does that old dude think he can play? Why, yes. Yes he does.

We've got bears around here. Better than goats, I guess.

There are selfies, and then, there are selfies that will make you weak in the knees.

At my house, we've spent way too much money on dog toys. Wish I'd known...