First off. Yes, that actually is Albert Belle. 

FoxNews - Belle, 51, was charged with two counts of indecent exposure, one count of DUI and one count of extreme DUI. Extreme DUI means police measured Belle's blood-alcohol level to be above .08.

If I'm being honest, I actually have 2 questions dealing with this report. I always thought that if you got hit with a BAC of .08 or above it was just a DUI. I'm not really sure what the extreme part of it is. That I'm sure is just a matter of semantics.

The really odd part of the list of charges is the two (2) charges of indecent exposure. How does one get two counts of indecent exposure? This sounds like it was a case of a drunk guy relieving himself on the side of the road. Were there two people there? Did he not finish up the first time and went again right after? Did his pants fall down while he was getting arrested? So many questions with no answers here.

I hope this is a wake-up call for Albert.  One, to stop drinking and driving, that's not good for everyone. Two, maybe he needs to throw a salad in there a couple of times a week. That was the thing I saw most on social media. People can't believe that the man in this clip:

Is the same guy as the one in the mugshot above. Steroids are a hell of a drug.

P.S. That's one of my favorite baseball clips of all time. It was a different game back then. Worst teammates of all time right there. Your guy just got murdered on the basepath and you just let Belle waltz back to the dugout. Watch Band of Brothers for me one time.




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