Like many others, when I'm enjoying a bag of beef jerky, I seemingly always encounter a mythical creature, and of course, think of ways I can prank it. We have a few laughs, then the mythical creature hurls a boulder at me to cartoonish effect.

Actually, that only happens to idiots in TV commercials. When you're messing with real wild animals in their natural habitat, you should a) choose a non-mythical type, and b) introduce them to a sport.

Which brings us to a man, a jungle, a tetherball, and a playful (or angry) ram: