Maybe this guy, pictured above, is like you. Groggy, cranky, tired, confused, living in a black-and-white world, and...not wanting to get out of bed in the morning. Wait...no, no...he's actually more like me than you, I'm sure. But, in my defense, my alarm goes off at 3:15am.

What this dude needs (me, too) is a High Voltage Ejector Bed!

Inventor Colin Furze was asked by Taylor's of Harrogate (purveyors of fine coffees and teas in the U.K.) to come up with a foolproof way of getting people up, and more importantly, out of bed in the morning.

Take a look at what he came up with:

Colin, obviously a Wallace and Gromit fan, has failed to consider what happens when two people share the same bed, but have differing wake-up times.

He could take a page from Wallace and Gromit's book for people who can't quite nod off at night: