Maybe this guy, pictured above, is like you. Groggy, cranky, tired, confused, living in a black-and-white world, and...not wanting to get out of bed in the morning., no...he's actually more like me than you, I'm sure. But, in my defense, my alarm goes off at 3:15am.

What this dude needs (me, too) is a High Voltage Ejector Bed!

Inventor Colin Furze was asked by Taylor's of Harrogate (purveyors of fine coffees and teas in the U.K.) to come up with a foolproof way of getting people up, and more importantly, out of bed in the morning.

Take a look at what he came up with:

Colin, obviously a Wallace and Gromit fan, has failed to consider what happens when two people share the same bed, but have differing wake-up times.

He could take a page from Wallace and Gromit's book for people who can't quite nod off at night: