And the Mustached American of The Year Is…
If you're just joining us, last month I nominated Riley for the Mustached American of the Year award, presented by the American Mustache Institute. Later we found out that Riley was a finalist for the honor. We asked you to go vote and support Rockford's finest mustache in this competition.
A native of Richmond, Virginia, Dash is a longtime proponent of the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle – embodying all that is right within the global facial hair community. A tireless activist of the free facial hair movement and active member of the RVA Beard League, Dash leverages his talents and rugged good looks to promote his city in a positive light, as well volunteering countless hours to local non-profits and charities.
I will say I'm slightly suspicious of the vote count. Is it just a coincidence the winner resides in the same town where "Stache Bash 2014" was held? This demands a full investigation and nothing less will be acceptable.
As for Riley, he's a Cubs fan. The phrase "Wait 'til Next Year" is tattooed into his DNA.