The Cubs Should Take A Look At 51 Year-Old Sheffield
The veteran obviously still has it.
The only question is if Shef needs to be smoking a cigar while hitting missiles. The MLB instituted a no tobacco policy a few years ago, even though you can still see protruding lips on many players, but maybe Gary can literally be grandfathered out of that rule.
I also wonder if he took out any windshields on one of these blasts. This high school field wasn't built for this kind of power.