Someone's parents are super proud today.

I guess this is what happens you let Packer fans out in public?

I don't want this to devolve into a whole Bears Packers thing but I can guarantee you that you'd never see such debased behavior out of Bear fans.

Sure Bear fans are delusional. It comes from not having color photos of your best quarterback in franchise history. But this is just disgusting.

You think this was something she had done before? Or was this a spur of a moment thing? Did they just learn about ice luges and thought you could just do it on any cold surface? So many questions. I'd love to track these girls down and interview them.

They're a different breed north of the Cheddar Curtain, travel cautiously.