If You Give a Pig a Ballot…
When folks in Pelham, New Hampshire reflect back on the primary of 2016, they'll think about who won (Trump and Sanders), who lost (everyone else), and a giant pig that decided primary day in the Granite State was a great day to make a break for it. Maybe the unnamed pig just wanted to be the first one at the farm to cast a vote.
Whatever the reason, after making its escape from a nearby farm, the 600lb pig headed a half mile down the road to the local polling place. Instead of voting, the pig was apparently distracted by...well, everything, including local police: