Maybe it was having a bad day. Maybe things are tough at home. Maybe the crab got a look at the photo above and decided that "If I'm going, I'm taking someone with me!"

Whatever the reason, this crab grabbed itself a knife, and headed for the exit:

The crab was quoted as saying "You'll get this knife when you pry it from my cold, dead claw!" Which, along with some lemon and drawn butter, is the general idea.

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