pregnant

My wife, Amy, surprised me one day in the kitchen with something called a "Nuk." Not unlike the men in TV commercials, I was confused. "What the **** is a Nuk?" I kept asking. Then, upon reading the word pacifier, it dawned on me. We were pregnant...

I fondly remember (both times) when my wife, Amy, informed me that our family would be growing. The first time, she came running out of the bathroom, loudly exclaiming "Yes! Yes!" at the top of her lungs. After wise-cracking that I had also shouted the same thing after leaving the bathroom earlier, she quickly pointed out the her joy was for a different, and far less crude reason... Read

So, a couple decided to enter a contest to win a trip to Aruba. To enter, they had to submit a video, explaining why they should win the trip. As is usually the case, the woman in the video knows something that her husband does not: As it turns out, they did not win the contest and trip to Aruba...

When my wife, Amy, was pregnant (both times), there were a few mood swings from time to time. Nothing major, but occasionally there would be a gusher of emotions, followed rather quickly by a return to her usual self. We dealt with the gushers when they came, had a laugh about it, then moved on...