If you're a Cubs fan, there are few things you enjoy more than getting a dig in on a White Sox fan. Having spent far too much time around White Sox fans, I know that ripping on Cubs fans is an art form for you. However, if your trash talk involves the same stuff you've thrown at each other for years ("Cubs suck!" "No, White Sox suck worse!") you need some assistance.

Get some paper and a pen, and be ready to take a few notes. Nick Offerman and Craig Robinson are about to increase your arsenal of insults. And, since there are two more games to go in the Crosstown series (in which the White Sox have won the first two), you can deploy this stuff tonight:

As a bonus, the boys discuss what a Cub fan would be willing to do to guarantee a World Series win for the North Siders: