It's happened to all of us at one time or another. If it hasn't happened to you, it will.

You're enjoying being barefoot on a beautiful warm day, you're walking around on the lush grass of your lawn, when suddenly, you step in...you know. What some deranged folks call "a little present" from the dog. Not a pleasant situation at all.

Of course it could be worse. You could be wearing really expensive shoes (that really will never be the same again, no matter how much scrubbing and deodorizing). Or, maybe you don't even have a dog, and someone else's dog considers your yard to be it's bathroom. Or, you step in it in your own house, in your own kitchen, at 3:15am, on your way to do a radio show. Okay, maybe that's just me.

Regardless of where it happens, admit it, you've kinda wanted to react like this kid:

Well, if you're that kid, you've gotta feel better knowing that you've just had a really unpleasant experience, but at least Mom and Dad recorded and uploaded your misfortune for the world to enjoy.

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