Jonathan Toews Hates Water Bottles

Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh. Maybe he doesn't hate water bottles, just like a sniper probably doesn't hate paper targets, but shreds them anyway to keep himself sharp.

With 3 Stanley Cups (and counting, hopefully), there's no doubt that Toews is very sharp. As the water bottle below will attest, you don't want to find yourself in Toews' sights:

The Chicago Blackhawks season begins October 7th, at home, against the New York Rangers.