For the Dog Who Has Everything
This poor Weimaraner is sad. Sure, she's got a nice, soft bed to lay on in the sun. And, yeah, there's the abundance of toys (for chewing and for chasing). Sure, there's the people she lives with to pet and play with her...but something's missing. Something we humans use several billion times per day.
That's right, she wants her own camera. Not just any camera, mind you. She doesn't want one that she has to aim, focus, and shoot.
She's thinking about a GoPro:
Now, if the folks at GoPro have a moment, my dog would like to discuss the development of a "selfie stick" that she can attach to her tail...