My old friend, Rick, once remarked after seeing all the wildlife that populates my yard, "It's like Snow White's ****ing house around here!" At that time, there were squirrels, rabbits, and several chipmunks running around the yard. He should have been at the house later for the family of raccoons that raided our garbage cans, or the possum that took up residence in our garage.

At least the animals in my yard (and later, garage) had the decency to at least try to keep a low profile. Not like this raccoon in the video below. No, "Rocksy" the raccoon is all about the attention...and cat food:

And really, what's more annoying, the raccoon with the rock, or the voice of the person telling you about the raccoon with the rock?