Okay, maybe the bugs aren't quite as large as the photo might suggest, but my "How To Add Hyperbolic Photos To Your Internet Posts" handbook said that these would work.

I wish I had saved the video from the time my wife set up a video camera to record herself in a battle to the death with a centipede on our basement wall. I was out of town, and she wanted video proof to back up her claims of a legendary throw-down with the bloodthirsty creature. A woman with a skillet will have to suffice for illustration.

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Looks like she nailed a few other bugs first. (Getty Images)
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This woman knows. Why use just one hand for bug-killing when you can use them both?

You bugs want some of this? I didn't think so. (Getty Images)
You bugs want some of this? I didn't think so. (Getty Images)
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It's Fall, And All Sorts Of Creepy-Crawlies Are Looking For A Warm Place To Spend The Winter

As cold as it gets here in the Rockford area, no self-respecting bug wants to get caught outside between now and March. So, they're looking to go rent-free for a few months at your place. Some of them will go completely unnoticed in your home, while others have a tendency to make themselves known.

I think something just crawled down my back! (Getty Images)
I think something just crawled down my back! (Getty Images)
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Here Are The Five Or So Bugs Who Want In Your Northern Illinois Home

Brown Marmorated Stink Bugs. They're harmless, but you'll be sorry if you squish them.

I'd be very surprised if these guys aren't lurking outside your house. (Getty Images)
I'd be very surprised if these guys aren't lurking outside your house. (Getty Images)
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Asian Lady Beetles. They're great when they're outside being beneficial to us by eating aphids and other pests. Inside, in groups, they can let off a very bad odor, and stain things when you smash them.

One of them isn't a problem, but...(Getty Images)
One of them isn't a problem, but...(Getty Images)
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...this many might be. (Getty Images)
...this many might be. (Getty Images)
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Western Conifer Seed Bugs. These guys are pretty much exactly like a stinkbug, except they can bite. Luckily, they're really slow-moving and are no match for your vacuum.

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Screw you, Dirt Devil! (Getty Images)
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Boxelder (or, Box Elder) Bugs. They're pretty cool for a bug. They don't bite, they don't chew on your stuff. They're in your house for the warmth and shelter. They will stain walls if you smash them, so go with the vacuum.

Again, one might not be so bad, but...(Getty Images)
Again, one might not be so bad, but...(Getty Images)
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...this is kind of a mess. (Getty Images)
...this is kind of a mess. (Getty Images)
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Millipedes, Centipedes, and SowbugsThey're great when they're outside doing what they're supposed to do (consuming decaying organic matter), but inside is a different story. They're harmless, but they do seem to provoke a primal reaction in many people.

 

Here's a millipede. (Getty Images)
Here's a millipede. (Getty Images)
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And here's a centipede. (Getty Images)
And here's a centipede. (Getty Images)
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And these disgusting things are sowbugs. (Getty Images)
And these disgusting things are sowbugs. (Getty Images)
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