I've heard a lot of stories of what people claim they've seen in the wilderness of Missouri, but never one quite like this. A man says that he encountered what he described as a Bigfoot-like creature that he says had a face like a sloth.
I like to live in a state of denial especially when it comes to spiders. What I don't know can't hurt me. I realize this isn't true, but I'd rather not know about the massive spiders that love hanging out near Missouri lakes. The good news is they can't hurt any of us though.