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Let's Be Careful With Those Deep Fried Turkeys, Rockford
For all of you who claim that no method of cooking a turkey even comes close to being as good as a deep-fried turkey, well, you'll get no argument from me. For me though, as Inspector Harry Callahan once observed, "a man's got to know his limitations." Risking incineratio…
Bowler Accidently Gives Lanes a Skylight
Rockford has a huge community of bowlers. Sure, we love our golf (and golf playdays), and we have a large contingent of runners/joggers, softball players, volleyball clubs, etc., but bowling is kind of our thing here in the Forest City.
Having bowled all over town at one time or another, I have to ho…