centipedes

While we complain about the cold, and the lingering winter-like conditions, we may be forgetting that at least frigid Northern Illinois weather keeps the bugs away...for the most part.

Okay, maybe the bugs aren't quite as large as the photo might suggest, but my "How To Add Hyperbolic Photos To Your Internet Posts" handbook said that these would work.

It's not that our two states don't agree that there are insects that should be hated, it's just that we disagree on which creep-crawly should draw the most disdain.

It was like something out of a nightmare. There it was, in the middle of The Riley & Scot Show, climbing across the ceiling of the studio, oozing menace and malice (well, maybe not that last part). Scot was the first to notice the (Mediterranean, cause I looked it up) centipede. We...