A Nude Car Show Is Happening in Wisconsin Again This Summer
Rev up your engines and drop your drawers, folks! It's time for the wildest car show in Wisconsin - the annual nude car show. Buckle up and strip down, because this event is not for the faint of heart (or for those who are easily embarrassed by a little skin).
If you're tired of the same old car shows where everyone's covered up and taking themselves too seriously, this is the event for you. Not only do you get to check out some sweet rides, but you get to do it in your birthday suit. And let's face it, nothing pairs better with hot rods than hot bods.
The organizers promise a day filled with classic cars, delicious food, and ample nudity. You can even bring your own lawn chair, towel, and sunscreen - but leave your camera at home, folks. This is a "no-paparazzi" zone. And if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can join in the fun and show off your own hot ride (and hot bod) in the nude section of the show. (Find all the rules here.)
But remember, while clothing is optional, shoes are mandatory. We don't want anyone getting a flat tire (or stepping on a rusty nail). And speaking of flat tires, keep an eye out for the vintage VW Beetles - they might have a "flower power" vibe, but those babies can still pack a punch.
This annual nude show is hosted by Valley View Recreation Club in Cambridge, Wisconsin. What a great way to enjoy a day of classic cars and, who knows, you might even make some new friends (just don't forget their names). And if you see me there, I'll be the one with the "stick shift" innuendos and the "tailpipe" jokes.