I will admit that I've had buyer's remorse more than I probably should. If you're like me, you should know that there are several items you can never return (successfully) to a Missouri Target store no matter how hard you try. Some are expected and others are unusual.

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When it comes to what you can and can't return to a Missouri Target store, I went right to the source: the Target corporate returns policy. I used to think that you could negotiate with the local Target customer service folks with excuses like "that Speed Racer t-shirt that I impulsively bought clashes with the color of my pet rabbit". Spoiler Alert - that does not work. 

Here are the items you can never return to Target according to them:

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Bought a pack of Pokémon cards and now regret it? Too bad. You're stuck with Pikachu.

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Barbie just amazingly got Oscar nominations. Perhaps all that success has gone to her plastic head as she's not returnable to Target. Sorry not sorry, Ken.

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Have buyer's remorse after picking up that Hot Wheel collectible? You better head to Ebay then because it's not returnable to Target.

 

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Sorry G.I. Joe and Transformers. Buy them and you keep them. No other options.

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There is nothing mature I can say or add to this, so just go talk to Target if you have...these things.

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Target says "Specialty gift cards, pre-paid gift cards and Target Gift Cards cannot be returned or redeemed for cash or credit except where required by law".

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If you plan to try and return the Starbucks coffee you bought in a Missouri Target store, please call me because I'd like to come and watch that customer service conversation happen.

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