Wisconsin Man Beats up Karaoke Singer For Beating up a Dio Song

I'm sure glad this dude has never rode in a car with me and my wife, because we butcher songs with our singing...daily. SG

Kyle Drinkwine of Wisconsin (nice name) was at a local drinking establishment for a karaoke night. People take turns getting on stage and "attempting" to sing. Well on the night in question, one individual "attempted" to sing like Ronnie James Dio, and it didn't go well.

There are certain rock singers over history, that you just can't "do." There's Robert Plant, Bon Scott, Axl Rose, and yes...Ronnie James Dio.

The karaoke singer was giving his all to the Dio song, "Holy Diver" and Kyle Drinkwine was offended. He heckled the singer about what he was wearing, and verbally bashed him for doing a "mocking" version of Holy Diver.

Well guess what, Kyle was drunk...shocker. He gets up and starts beating the crap out of the singer AND another man, over a karaoke song!?!

Kyle sobered up, in jail...and realized what he did was pretty pathetic and stupid. He phoned a friend and told them that he "f'd up" pretty bad and he was in jail because of it. Oh, did I forget to mention that Kyle led cops on a short foot chase too? Damn this guy was going for all the "dumb" glory in one night!