Gorgeous $4M Wisconsin Mansion Comes Replete With Spiral Slide If You Don’t Want To Take The Stairs

A rather unique house has come on the market in Madison with not one, not two, but three ways to travel between floors.

There are some beautiful views in Madison, Wisconsin and this house takes advantage of that.

From its Zillow listing:

This home is a showstopper! Nearly 100 feet of level, gradual sand bottom frontage. The views from the patio are breathtaking and house takes full advantage with all of the windows.

It is a showstopper, but is it worth over $4,000,000?!?!? Let's take a quick look around this 5 bedroom, 6 bathroom, 6,000 square foot mansion and see for ourselves.

So these are the kinds of views we're dealing with here. If you dig the Midwestern lake vibe, this is for you

Simply an unrivaled view from your back porch. Although your neighbors are a little close for 4 million bucks.

A beautiful driveway with three car garage that looks like a pain to shovel in the winter. You'll probably have people for that though.

The rocky shoreline is quintessential Midwest and perfect.

Here's what you came to see, the spiral slide that goes down the center of the spiral staircase. Two of the coolest spirals in the world.

This is where you get into the slide. This is such a whimsical addition to a house that is otherwise pretty utilitarian. It doesn't really make sense but at the same time it absolutely looks like it was meant to be there.

This might be one of the best kitchens I've ever put into one of these real estate blogs. The little booth tucked into the island is very cool. And once again the views will make anyone want to cook.

LOOK AT THAT SINK!!! I'd shave 4 years off my life to be able to use a massive sink like that regularly. I don't want much out of life.

I'm assuming the house will come with everything in this game room which would be heaven for a 15 year-old boy. Or even a 42 year-old boy. I really want to hang out here.

This room isn't too spectacular but I wanted to show off the vacuum lines in this room. It's like a tessellation in the carpet. Outstanding work by the stagers for this house.

We'll leave this house with a look at 2 of the bathrooms. The toilet in this one fascinates me. Where is the tank? How does this toilet work? You know you're in a rich house when you don't know how the toilets work.

Here is the master bath. I've never taken a bath in one of those big metal tubs. It seems like the water would get cold really fast. It's probably an issue I'll never have to deal with.

You know when you go to a hotel and you have no idea how the shower works. Imagine walking into this spot with no instructions. I don't know how but I would definitely hurt myself trying to figure it out.

I mentioned that there were three ways to travel between floors. You have the staircase, the slide, and this private elevator. Does Otis make house calls?

$4 million+ is A LOT to ask for when selling a house in the middle of Wisconsin. Is this one worth it? Well, it's a question I'll never have to honestly answer, but we'll wait and see how long this stays on the market.