Big thanks to the city of Chicago for sending this dude our way. 

45 year-old David Crosby is wanted by the police for breaking into the 320 Store and stealing "cigarettes and change." How do we know his name, age, and residence? Well...

MyStateline - Officers say the suspect forced his way into the business, took change and cigarettes, and then fled -- but not before leaving his wallet and cellphone behind.

That's right. Mr. Crosby left his wallet and cellphone behind.

There's one big question here. Why did he even take his wallet and cellphone out of his pocket? Was he trying to make change from the register? Maybe this is just a cry for help.

Just a note to all you aspiring burglars out there. Do the wallet, phone, keys check before you leave the scene of the crime. I mean make the police work a little to catch you.