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How an Elephant Says “Go Away!”
From an old joke book I found in my desk drawer:
Q: How do you stop a charging elephant?
A: Take away his credit cards
I'll pause whilst you compose yourself. Did I mention that the joke is from the "elephant jokes" section of the book...
Game Ranger Enraged by Stupid Tourist
It shouldn't come as any surprise, especially to anyone who has done even a modest bit of travelling...tourists can be really stupid (also rude, but that's a post for another day).
Just in the last few weeks we've gotten stories about folks who've chipped off pieces of ancient sites for a souvenir, o…