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You probably won't lose a windshield wiper, but it still looks like a lot of fun.

From an old joke book I found in my desk drawer: Q: How do you stop a charging elephant? A: Take away his credit cards I'll pause whilst you compose yourself. Did I mention that the joke is from the "elephant jokes" section of the book...

It shouldn't come as any surprise, especially to anyone who has done even a modest bit of travelling...tourists can be really stupid (also rude, but that's a post for another day). Just in the last few weeks we've gotten stories about folks who've chipped off pieces of ancient sites for a souvenir, others who've attempted to carve their initials into the Roman Colliseum, and, of course, tourists w