You’ve Heard Of Midwest Cow-Tipping? Science Says It’s Total BS!
I can deal with science destroying people's beliefs in things like the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and government transparency--but now they're dumping all over cow-tipping. The whole world thinks we Midwesterners spend our spare time broadsiding sleepy bovines all night, and now some pointy-headed scientists say it never, ever happens.