Nearly everyone has that "bucket list" spot (or, lots of spots) that they want to visit before it's time to go. I've managed to draw a line through some of the places on my bucket list, but there are a few more to go, including this place.
We've all had that neighbor. You know what I'm talking about. The neighbor whose yard is just a bit too perfect. Too well-trimmed and mowed, with shrubs and hedges cut just right. The neighbor that you know is sneering, or giggling (or both) at your yard, maybe even going so far as to yell at anyone who sets an uninvited foot in his coiffed environs...