bathtub

As a kid, I was once dragged out the shower by my mom when a pop-up storm suddenly...well...popped up, I guess. Covered in soap and shampoo, I demanded to know why I'd gotten the vaudeville hook in the midst of a warm shower, and was told "So you don't get electrocuted, you idiot! You can die in the shower during a thunderstorm!"

According to popular rumor, the man above, William Howard Taft, our 27th president, was so fat he got stuck multiple times in a White House bathtub. The story goes on to say that he had to be "unstuck" by several of his aides. That story remains unconfirmed...