Stop the Spills with a Gyroscopic Cupholder

Generally, I'm not what you might call a "spiller." Sure, I've had occasion to knock over a beverage and create a messy spill, but those occasions are few and far between. My wife, Amy, on the other hand, is a spiller. In fact, one of my many pet-names for her is "Spill-Queen." I have often said that my wife possesses the power to spill things without ever being near the object that spills. If you're one of my neighbors, and things in your home have tipped over and spilled without any interaction from you...it was probably my wife telekinetically doing it from the comfort of her own home. You know the Exxon-Valdez oil spill? I'm not saying...I'm just saying.

Which brings me to my point. I'm thinking it might be in my wife's best interest for me to purchase the Maksimatic Cup Holder for her. What exactly is a Maksimatic Cup Holder?

Glad you asked:

Pretty Cool, huh? Just make sure you get the right cupholder, because, as you'll see below, they're not all created equally:

So, after writing this, and being reasonably certain that I shouldn't go home right now, I'm headed out to find one of these cupholders. Or, failing that, flowers and an "I'm sorry" note for Spill-Queen Amy.