![Genius Solves the Office Birthday Card Conundrum That Plagues Us All](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/02/Birthday.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Genius Solves the Office Birthday Card Conundrum That Plagues Us All
Not sure what to write on a birthday card for that guy in accounting you never speak to? Don't fret.
Check out this simple yet brilliant solution some office drone came up with.
Way to go, Brendan. Someone should give you a promotion because you know time on the clock is better spent doing work instead of wasting time writing some lame half-hearted joke to Bruce in HR about how everyone knows he's the one who really eats the lefotover cake in the office fridge.
Look, working can drive you batty, so anything you can do that's innovative and won't drive you up a wall -- like mindlessly signing a birthday card -- should be embraced. So smile, Brendan. You're the co-worker whose signature implies he doesn't care, but whose revolutionary approach proves he really does.
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