Well, this guy seems like a reasonable dude with a good head on his shoulders...or not. People react to a break-up in many different ways, and for this German man, his way was to get out the power tools.

A German man, whose 12-year relationship with his wife "Laura" came to a bitter conclusion, decided his heart wasn't the only thing that should be broken.

The gentleman posted a video on YouTube that shows him saw several household items in half, and he is now selling his cut of the stuff on Ebay.

"Thank you for 12 'beautiful' years Laura !!!!! You've really earned half. Greetings also to my successor," he said. 

Before we all go charging off to Ebay, what kind of deals can we expect?

The eBay page is now filled with items that would fit in nicely with Willy Wonka's office. The merchandise includes halves of a couch, closet, bicycle, mailbox and bicycle.

The most expensive item is half of a green Opel Corsa vehicle selling for about $63. Electronic gadgets like half a Macbook Pro or iPhone are selling for roughly $45. 

Let's watch the artist at work:

Probably not what folks looking for a "50% off deal" are looking for.

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