Spring is trying to "spring" weather wise and local brides are planning their big day. Listen fellas, here are some GREAT words of wisdom when it comes to getting married or attending a spring wedding.

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Let her have whatever she wants for the wedding. Seriously, make it about her happiness and you will have zero issues.

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If you are planning on attending a wedding, act accordingly and for heaven's sake...make sure YOU ARE INVITED. sg

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Crashing a wedding in Eau Claire, Wisconsin with the goal of "getting laid" didn't go at planned for William Dickinson. This story is filled with drinking and drinking, and drinking.

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William and two co-workers were drinking at the local "Best Western" when they decided to make their own fun and crash a wedding. William danced, groped a couple girls, made an ass out of himself and the bride...had enough. Oh, did I fail to mention one of the girls he was feeling up was 17?? Here comes the pain!

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After all of Mr. Dickinson's "fun" was over, he approached the bride and apologized...Sorry I didn't ruin your big day, etc...The bride than laid him out with a shot to the eye, bam! Check out the mugshot, way to go bride!

Once arrested, William was charged with the following:

  • Physical abuse of a child, a felony.
  • Disorderly conduct
  • Two counts of fourth-degree sexual assault

William posted $1000 bond and was free from jail. The judge ordered William Dickinson to not have any contact what so ever with any underaged females. The kicker for William and all of his Best Western drinking buddies, the judge ALSO ordered complete sobriety AND to stay out of any taverns, bars, or place where alcohol is primarily served/sold...whoa how NOT VERY Wisconsin. That one probably hurts a bit.

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