Illinois Man With ‘Tesla’ Face Tat, Gets DUI in 1992 Minivan

The amount on Tesla vehicles on the road is pretty crazy! I was heading into Elgin yesterday, and I lost count of how many I counted.

While they are nice cars, and the logo is pretty cool...Would you get it tattooed on your face like Jordan Lindsey? This cat is something special:

Yikes, that's the type of picture that nightmares are made of. So what did he do? SG

Jordan was out cruising in his Tesla, no wait...a 1992 Minivan when he was pulled over and presented with a shiny new DUI. There was also multiple vehicular charges.

His pimped out 1992 GMC Safari was rollin' dirty, and crashed in Elmhurst, IL. Lindsey was driving with a suspended license due to a previous drunk driving conviction. There was no insurance, the van wasn't registered and he didn't have a license...oh, and he was speeding while drunk.

But what's the deal with the Tesla tat? Bro has a 30-year-old maroon minivan that comfortably seats eight people. No Tesla.

This Wisconsin native was in Illinois on one hell of a joy ride, and it's gonna cost him big. Dude already has a pending misdemeanor disorderly conduct case and a rap sheet with a multitude of vehicular convictions. Eeks. Tesla RULES!