Groupon Offering up Deal on Illinois Medical Marijuana Cards?

Usually I get Groupon "deals" like...Waterpark passes, half price! Couples massage, buy one get one! Have you tried "insert steak place" how about a 40% discount! But this...is unlike any of that stuff.

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With "no dr. appointment needed" you can purchase your medical marijuana card on Groupon, for an amazing discount. Got a bad cough, maybe you stubbed you toe, how about that freakin' hang nail...it all caused pain, and now you can get your medical marijuana card.

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I only joke of course, I know a handful of people that use the medical marijuana to help with SERIOUS pain and disease. But just the fast that this is offered on Groupon made me laugh.

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The last thing I purchases on Groupon was four tickets to "Dancing Horses" in Delevan, Wi...boy this card would have made that show WAY more entertaining. So let me see, dancing horses and a chocolate candy bar edible...priceless.

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The discount of this card is $199 to $125...So it saves you a few bucks for sure. I read further, and of course there are steps you must go through to obtain such a thing...But man, to see this on Groupon? Here I thought I was going to get discounted tickets for KISS....or maybe a two for one Dairy Queen treat...that might go nicely with this as well.

Thank you Groupon for laugh, now back to your website...I bit my lip.