Dirtiest-Sounding Town Name in Every State, Illinois and Wisconsin’s are Lame

Someone studied every state's map and found the dirtiest sound town names in each one. For Illinois and Wisconsin, these names aren't even dirty to 10-yr-old.

It's Friday afternoon and I'm pretty excited for the weekend. I've just reached that time of day on a workday where my concentration is just shot.

When your brain says,

"we've had enough of serious stuff, let's do something fun and possibly a little immature."

The same mental state you were in back in school during your last class on a Friday afternoon.

That's where I'm at currently. If you're there too, you're going to love this. Even if you're not there, you're going to love this.

Let's Get a Little Dirty... and Immature

Estately studied all fifty states to find the the towns with the dirtiest sounding names.

The Dirtiest-Sounding Town Name in Every State

Some, like Illinois and Wisconsin, would barely make elementary school boys snicker.

Illinois' dirtiest sounding town name

BOODY

Wisconsin's dirtiest sounding town name

SPREAD EAGLE

Indiana's dirtiest sounding town name

FLOYD'S KNOBS

and

Pennsylvania's dirtiest sounding town name

PEE PEE TOWNSHIP

A couple dirty town names don't make any sense at all (at least not to me).

Rhode Island's dirtiest sounding town name

WOONSOCKET

and

Vermont's dirtiest sounding town name

FELCHVILLE

There are two town names that's it impossible to know if they're dirty sounding, since i can't pronounce them.

Hawaii's dirtiest sounding town name

HONAUNAU NAPOOPOO

and

Florida's dirtiest sounding town name

MICCOSUKEE

It's About to Get Real Dirty... and Real Immature

And the laughs feel so good.

Here we go.....

To what states do these towns belong?

WANKER'S CORNER

BALLTOWN

BUTTERNUTS

BALLPLAY

and

BLUE BALL VILLAGE

What do you suppose you'd see in...

HUMPTULIPS

THREE WAY

or

BIG BONE

Which one of these next ones is on the East Coast and which is in the desert?

SUGAR TITS

or

SUGAR BUNKER

Before we CLIMAX (yep, that's a town in North Carolina), I have to warn you of a situation happening in the center of our great country.

In middle America, DRY WOOD is right in between COOTER and BEAVER CITY.