Danger? I Laugh at Danger!
We've often commented on The Riley & Scot Show that we're the media, and it's our job to scare you. We're kidding (mostly), but c'mon, the amount of stories we get about germs (What's in Your Kitchen May Kill You!), travel (New Airplane, or Flying Death Trap?), food (Experts Say Never Ever Eat Anything), or health in general (Stop Doing That Thing You're Doing or You'll Die!) is sometimes a bit overwhelming.
My point to all this is: we haven't gotten anything of note in the "let's scare 'em" department lately. I have no doubt that we will, but for now, let's scare ourselves with this: