Honestly, the more video we get of this "vicious" reptile the more embarrassed the entire city of Chicago should feel. 

Did you see that beast? That average-sized woman had no problem wrangling ol' Chance in that video. Pretty sure they only used duct tape on the mouth was for the video. I still don't think he actually has any teeth.

That's video from the St. Augustine Alligator Sanctuary in Florida. The same sanctuary that sent an actual alligator expert, instead of a huckster, to wrangle the deadly beast.

This is what the summer of '19 will be remembered for in the future. The time a city of 3 million was paralyzed in fear of a 3-foot mini-gator. Have some respect for yourselves one time Chicago.

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