The Kardashian family is famous for...well, being famous. Sex tapes, wild family drama, divorces, gender-reassignment, among other things, have made it nearly impossible to not see, or hear, about them. I try to avoid them, but, for anyone who spends any amount of time in the online world, you just can't get away.

Kudos to anchor John Brown at Orlando, Florida's Fox 35, who spoke for untold millions of people when he went on this epic rant about America's most talked-about family:

As numerous people have pointed out online, this guy deserves a raise!