Yah hey dare, what are ya lookin' at, handsome?

Last week I provided you with some great Illinois mugshots, so I thought it was only fair to head north of the border.

The stories north of the border are just as crazy as here in Illinois. The whole "dumb criminal" thing is pretty nuts everywhere. The crap that people think they can get away with is insane.

Cottage Grove PD

Look at this guy above with the burned up grill. Didn't want a sex offender moving into his neighborhood, so he torched his house and his own face. Things just get weirder...

The Smoking Gun, Adams County Sheriff, Dane County, Eau Claire PD, Janesville PD, Lacrosse PD, Lincoln County Jail, Manitowoc, Cottage Grove PD, Shawano County Sheriff, Sumter County Jail, Waukesha County Jail, Racine PD

Here's the kid that put a tranquilizer in his dad's soda, to be funny. Not so funny junior. Here's one of my favorites though, the fella that has nine kids with six women and the judge put him on a three year probation where he CANNOT get a woman pregnant.

The Smoking Gun, Adams County Sheriff, Dane County, Eau Claire PD, Janesville PD, Lacrosse PD, Lincoln County Jail, Manitowoc, Cottage Grove PD, Shawano County Sheriff, Sumter County Jail, Waukesha County Jail, Racine PD

The variety of dumb crimes, doumb choices and dumb people, is...funny! Here's another good one my friends:

The Smoking Gun, Adams County Sheriff, Dane County, Eau Claire PD, Janesville PD, Lacrosse PD, Lincoln County Jail, Manitowoc, Cottage Grove PD, Shawano County Sheriff, Sumter County Jail, Waukesha County Jail, Racine PD

This happy couple, first off doesn't appear to be on anything (cough, cough) well they were busted doing it in the back of a squad car!

Here's the entire gallery, enjoy!

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