I know that in today's politically-correct climate that "fat-shaming" will get a person in trouble pretty quick, but c'mon, let's be honest. There are certain members of the animal kingdom here in Illinois that could stand to drop a couple of pounds. Masked bandits, I'm looking at you.
My old friend, Rick, once remarked after seeing all the wildlife that populates my yard, "It's like Snow White's ****ing house around here!" At that time, there were squirrels, rabbits, and several chipmunks running around the yard...
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