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Subway wants you to know they have big sandwiches for Valentine's Day but is it funny or raunchy?

Since it's CBS's year to televise the Super Bowl, the play-by-play and color commentary will be handled by Jim Nantz and Phil Simms. Everyone has their favorite (and least favorite) sports broadcast team, and I've gotta admit, I don't really care for this one...

It's safe, we're all friends here, you can admit it. We all know about the time you ran into a glass door.

If you get punished for making poor choices you might want to make sure that you make a good one when dealing with the actual punishment.

Okay, seriously, Do Not Attempt This At Home. Normally, that sentence would be followed by "controlled stunt performed by professionals," or even "professional driver on a closed course." Not here, though. I can't give you too much background here, other than the two guys involved (one with the torch, one with the camera) identify themselves as "rednecks...

Every family has their own inside jokes or catchphrases. My family is no different. Around our house, one of the most popular inside jokes is "TV Dad." The TV Dad reference came to life a number of years ago when I pointed out that I was sick and tired of every dad in (seemingly) every TV commercial being a complete moron...

He can laugh about it now, since he wasn't seriously injured. In Slidell, Louisiana, Pitstop Carwash manager Josh Hood got the ride of his life recently when he was spraying down the inside of the carwash. The hose he was using got tangled in one of the big brushes, taking Josh along for the ride...

Almost everyone has had an embarrassing moment (or multiple ones) at work. Fortunately, when it happens to most people, there probably aren't a million or so people watching and recording the incident. Then again, most people aren't models on The Price is Right...

American dogs have it so much better than Russian dogs. Take my dog Lucy for example. She has access to satellite TV, broadband internet, not one, but two couches, and her own fenced-in backyard. Life for Lucy is good. Now, if she lived in Russia, she'd have to wander around an apartment complex looking for something to do...

The only thing missing from this video is "Yakety Sax," the theme from the Benny Hill Show. Seriously, this Greek soccer player would have probably come away from this injury better if he'd just dragged himself off the field (or, pitch, for you purists)...