How Not to Check for a Full Gas Tank
Jim Croce put it very well when he was covering things that one just should not do. According to Mr. Croce, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and of course, you don't mess around with Jim (later Sli…
Stylist Will Cut Your Hair with Swords and Fire
I know what you're saying. "Gosh, where can I go to get my hair lit on fire and then cut with a sword?"
You're probably one of those "old-school" people when it comes to getting your hair cut and styled. You go to a place where they use old-timey things l…
Still Have Lots of Leaves? Don’t Do This
Okay, seriously, Do Not Attempt This At Home.
Normally, that sentence would be followed by "controlled stunt performed by professionals," or even "professional driver on a closed course."
Not here, though.
I can't give you too much background here, other th…
What’s Worse, Spider or Gas Fire?
If you answered "gas fire," ding-ding-ding, you're the winner! The non-winner of this question is the guy in Center Line, Michigan, who, upon finding a spider in the gas door of his car, decided to set the spider on fire with his lighter. Problem was, he was pumping gas at the…

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