According to the saying, "you learn something new every day." I can't personally vouch for having learned something new each day, but today, for me, it's true. I didn't know before, but there are Guinness World Records that involve Thanksgiving. About the only record I see myself setting would be "fastest asleep on the couch post-dessert."
As a kid, there was nothing I enjoyed hearing more on the cusp of a holiday than "Hey, kids! Let's learn something about (fill in the holiday)!" Really? I'm off of school for a few days! I'm not supposed to be learning things! Is this some sort of trick?
So that's how it is, huh? Just a few short weeks past the most stress-filled and dangerous time to be a turkey, you guys figure that since you survived Thanksgiving, you can just throw your weight around and bully people?
Actually, that's exactly what's happening in Falmouth, Massachusetts...