I absolutely hate hospitals. Most of the time, I spend in one, I am trying to figure out how I can leave. Stealing an ambulance? Never crossed my mind.
Having been the victim of a car theft myself, I can tell you that it's a pretty unpleasant experience (as you might have already guessed). Luckily, no one was threatened or hurt--although I never saw my car or the stuff in it ever again. Maybe I should have gone with a less theft-inviting model.
I remember having my bike stolen from our driveway when I was a kid, and watching this young man deal with a similar situation makes me wish we had Craig's List in 1973. That way, the jerk who stole it (a Schwinn Stingray 5-speed) would have been dumb enough to help me track him down, instead of disappearing forever with my beloved bicycle...