freebies

Thinking back, I'm pretty sure I would have been a much better student if I had known that there was a dozen free donuts (or do you prefer "doughnuts?") waiting for me at the end of the academic trail.

Sure, you told people you were getting the COVID-19 vaccination because you wanted to protect yourself and others from the virus, and you want us to get back to normal. Admit it, you did it to get free donuts and stuff.