I want to be clear that this is not my opinion, but the internet thinks it knows where the dumbest town in Illinois is. While I think this small town is getting a bad rap, it's possible they should also buy a vowel.
This is the perfect example of why they call them dumb criminals and stupid crimes because smart people don't end up in the news for these types of actions.
You'd think that after stealing a car, you'd know better than to stop for a minute to chat with the police about the best way to get where you're going. You'd think that, and you'd be quite wrong.
Yesterday, Scot posted a list of the Least Intelligent Dog Breeds, which unfortunately included both my current dog (Lucy the Weimaraner) and Scot's "someday" dog (an as yet un-named Basset Hound). Scot rightly asked, "What does it say about us that we’ve chosen to love two breeds on that list...