"What had happened was..." 15 people went out to party in Illinois, and now start stories with that line because they have no idea how that weird night ended.
After stealing from a T.J. Maxx store in Oak Brook, Illinois, three suspects get involved in a high-speed police chase with 5 kids under 10 years old in their car.
My mom once told me that "people will steal anything that's not nailed down." Times certainly have changed since then. The thieves now have nail removers.
I'm no legal scholar, but even I was aware that law enforcement takes a pretty dim view of folks who use the internet as a way of advertising illegal drug sales.