Dumb Criminals

An Illinois man didn't count on local police having their annual Christmas shopping event in the store where he was shoplifting on Saturday.

Have you heard this story? Hear me out, this way was before Covid-19 existed so this robber wasn't educated yet about different types of face masks.

My mom once told me that "people will steal anything that's not nailed down." Times certainly have changed since then. The thieves now have nail removers.

I'm no legal scholar, but even I was aware that law enforcement takes a pretty dim view of folks who use the internet as a way of advertising illegal drug sales.