This isn't a question of "should" you wear a thong to the beach, because if we're being honest most of us shouldn't, this is asking if you can get arrested for wearing a thong to an Illinois beach.
In the words of Nicki Minaj, "Lets go to the beach, each, let's go get away"!
I hope you're starting to fill your summer calendar up. Because the warm weather is right around the corner and once everyone catches that summer bug, summer reservations are going to start to get booked up...