This guy watches a little too much t.v., or he's just an idiot, or both...

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Zxc, Wikimedia Commons
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Kenny Ignasiak COULD NOT BELIEVE he was in police custody. What we was doing according to him, was totally cool SG

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After being arrested, cuffed and stuffed...Kenny actually said:

“Why? There’s no rules about driving around with cocaine.” - Kenny Ignasiak

Oh dear lord, where to start.

SO dude gets busted for a hit and run. Cops show up and as he sat there in his car, Kenny started "lining up" some cocaine right there in front of the officer!! Holding a conversation and preparing to snort a line.

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Hulton Archive, Getty Images
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Officer's warned Kenny to put it down, do not inhale, do not "Pass Go and Collect $200" just put the drugs down or risk getting tazed.  Cops also asked him about previous alcohol and drug consumption during the day and he said "f**k no!" So when they asked if they could test for substances, he got crazy.

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After testing the substance later, it in fact wasn't cocaine it was crushed up Oxy.

So here's the final tally on the charges, brace yourself:

  • Narcotics possession
  • Disorderly conduct
  • Resisting an officer
  • Possession of drug paraphernalia
  • Operating a vehicle while under the influence

Wow, go big or go home! Or go to jail...for a long, long time. But even with these, he was set free on bond AND he also has two prior OWI convictions. This cat is something else.

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