Wisconsin Man Craps His Pants in Back of Cop Car

A 24-year-old Bloomer, Wi man was arrested for a DUI and put in the back of a squad car...While being held, he pooped his pants. Mandatory

This "pooper" was going to wrong way on a road, and eventually stuck his car in a ditch, The stinky suspect was stinking drunk, too.

A sobriety test was done, and so was this guy...admitting me was drunk, the officers cuffed and stuffed him in the back seat.

While Wisconsin officers were transferring drinky and stinky to the St. Croix County Jail in River Falls, Wisconsin...he left a little present for the officers.

The two time DUI offender crapped his pants. That's right, there was some stinky "potty time" in the back of this officer's cruiser. What the heck, man? You couldn't wait another 10-15 minutes? This is smelly, bad, and not the end of the story!

The River Falls Police Department had to hire a professional cleaning outfit to address the back of this squad car...Not only did he poop his pants, there was also...spit, snot, mucus stains in the back of the cop car. Insert your own puke sound effects while reading this story.

Well this fella will have his own potty, (sharing with other inmates) so he can make better bathroom type choices. Glad to see that this pooper is off the roads though, it makes travel safer and cleaner for everyone involved.